Just yesterday this guy comes up too me, big guy, hairy guy, tears in his eyes, and when I remove the ball gag he says “Sir, would you spank me. I heard you were the best, and I want the best.” And so I bent him over and spanked him to within an inch of his life. Other people, they would have stopped after a couple swats, but I really let him have it on his beautiful bear backside.
This is the worst genre of fanfic.
Worth it
“Some people- some people call me the throat GOAT, believe me folks, lots of people are saying it all over, some very smart people. I’ve got the rainbows and the glitter, they say 'Donald, nobody does glitter better than you, wow”
Satire is well and truly dead, isn’t it?
Imagine the world we’d be living in if this was true.
Saved from Trumpism by homophobia.
No Roe v Wade overturned, less Russian control of the government, no DOGE, no trade war.
Oh I for some reason imagined MAGA being gay instead. Which may be interesting for LGBTQ rights.
Remember…Grinder gets a huge uptick during the GOP convention. Lot of closet homosexuality going on there. I would even dare to say a ton of MAGA are closet homosexuals. Those wives aren’t getting what they need from MAGA husband’s.
Couldn’t imagine denying your nature so hard you fall to fascism. Its not even bad bangin’ dudes, hardly something to get upset over.
100% correct. Look at the ancient Greeks. Banging dudes and chicks. Everyone was getting laid. I blame shitty Christianity personally.
Check out this 2002 book by a gay former conservative journalist
People say no one has ever chugged a cock with more grace. They actually say that. No one. Not ever. And they’re right.
He came, big man, tough man, tears in his eyes. Thanking me for what I did.
God, when I read it it was like his voice was saying it in my head.
League of Legends 🤢
I don’t suck dicks, but if I did, I’d be good at it
Only the biggest dicks. Huge dicks. Many people have been saying, they come up to me and say, “You look like you could take an incredibly big dick, Donny”. I’m not saying I do it, folks. But I have had a lot of people who think I should.
What do you think? Should I do it folks? Nah. Nah. But maybe…
Stay thirsty, my friends.
