• UnderpantsWeevil
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    17 minutes ago

    Finally going to settle the question of whether or not the Pope is Catholic.

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    13 hours ago

    I think Putin will try to pick the new pope. He already placed his asset as the US president, so now he’s just looking for a challenge.

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      Makes no sense, Russia is Russian orthodox, they have their own pope.

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      He would uncover all the kid diddling going on, because he hates competition.

      Nobody diddles kids better than me, folks, nobody! Big kids, strong kids, come to me with tears in their eyes, say: sir, you diddled me as a kid, sir!

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        Nobody diddles kids better than me, folks, nobody! Big kids, strong kids

        …kids that climb on rocks.

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    This picture probably already being posted in various facebook groups with zero irony

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    Pooping?

    Picture looks like it’s time for a diaper change soon.

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    “We’re going to reclaim the holy land, did you know it belonged to us? To me? Yeah they promised it to us and didn’t give it to me. You heard it right? Yeah it’s gonna be a big land just for all of us! I’m gonna reclaim it and then you’ll see the coming of Christ, he’s going to say Don, you did great I had to come here to say it. And I know he will cause I’m the pope of course”

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      You forgot the bit where he’ll claim that christ will have tears in his eyes as he proclaims how great trump is.

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      JD would have more claim to being Pope than Drumpf. How many Popes absolutely didn’t kill their predecessor? Isn’t it like 5 or 7 of them?

      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
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        I don’t think you have to highlander the pope to become pope, but I’m not catholic

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    now we know why he sent the couchfucker to kill him

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    So that’s why he sent the couchfucker. Now it all makes sense.

  • 🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.ee
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    " In all of history there has never been a better pope than me" " I’m saving Catholicism from a disastrous policies of all the previous popes." " I am the only one that can solve this".