• captainlezbian
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          That’s why they speak like that. That’s one of their more blatant, but the goal is always to have plausible deniability. And as an added perk when they use some of their less well known dogwhistles they get to call antifascists crazy.

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          The thing about dog whistles is they’re foghorns to dogs but not humans.

          Did the original response call out his blatant anti-semitic message? No, because they didn’t know about it.

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          Admittedly, I didn’t hear it, but I’m glad I learned to listen for it here. These are some dark times.

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        Okay, you know that’s not what I meant, but admittedly, that’s hilarious. Take your upvote and GTFO.

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      99% chance that Marxist banking parasites= Jews. It’s just Judeo-Bolshevism but reworded to hide the fact that it’s an anti-semitic conspiracy theory.

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        I think you’re right. I just learned that on this thread. It changed my perspective a little. I’ll be scrutinizing pundits a little more closely when they spout oxymorons. I thought they were being more sloppy than malicious.

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          Also keep an eye out for people complaining about “globalists” and “coastal elites” because you’ll find that the majority of the time, that means Jews.

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            Ugh. That’s extra nasty because it tries to subvert class consciousness by deflecting it into culture war.

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        It’s like when the commies say we have lawyers that pay politicians to vote for specifically their product lol that would be bribery and we have freedom

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          Yeah, that would be so weird, like a US president selling cars from the Whitehouse.

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      What nazis say to refer to Saul down the street who works as an electrician. Well all Jewish people really, but they aren’t excluding the tradesfolk

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    Marxist banking parasites

    Because for some reason, he’s afraid to say “Jew bankers”.

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      Some people still have a semblance of cognitive dissonance where in their heads (nazi=bad) and (nazi ideas=good). We should give it a name they’ll hate like fascist disphoria.

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      Can they provide some photos of these bankers? They must be quite something to make MEGA feel confused.

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      read that as “jaw breakers” at first and was about to make a really confused reply. I guess that means I’m not actually a nazi if that’s where my head goes.

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        As soon as I read your comment I saw it as “jaw breakers”. So yeah, I guess that’s a good thing.

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      He should’ve said “billionnaire oligarch leeches” like Trump and Elon and then it would actually be correct - Trump and Elon are the fascist problem.

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        You’d have to try really hard to poison someone with ivermectin. It’s extremely common in some parts of the world.

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          I know a guy who put magic mushrooms in his family’s coffee maker.

          After a month of hallucinations, his mom checked herself into a psych ward for two weeks.

          Guy thought it was really funny when he told her what he did, after she got back.

          Guy is now homeless (unemployed 26 yo was living with his parents.)

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          Giving someone a medication without their knowledge is dangerous and a poisoning attempt, period, no matter how harmless you consider it.

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            Legally, totally agreed.

            …but if you were so inclined to want to cause someone harm through poisoning, you’d have chosen really badly if you chose ivermectin.

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    The point of the parasite is to serve its agenda

    I… Is he saying it’s in a pinworm’s best interest to turn you gay or trans? Or for a flatworm to have the banks in the hands of the “Jewish elite?” The parasite thing might almost make sense, in a bigoted, homophobic, transphobic, antisemitic kind of way, if he were talking about leftists, but he explicitly says he means microscopic ones?? And recommends dewormer to get rid of them??? I know lead was an issue back in the day, but have these people just been huffing lead paint???

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      I think this guy has been eating lead cereal for breakfast for years.

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    “The point of parasites is that you serve their interests, not your own”. You mean Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk and other billionaires are making the government gay?

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      You ever wonder why all these “public bathrooms” are “same sex only”?

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        Every REAL MAN knows that going to the bathroom is totally gay, it’s a place where men go and pull out their dicks and handle them, sometimes right in front of each other and they listen to each other’s body functions.

        Real men will go pee in the parking lot to assert dominance, trust me, this is how you do it.

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          REAL men piss their pants because it maximizes PHEREMONES or something.

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      You can’t just call the cat a parasite.

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    Can I change my user name? Apparently there is some kind of fire sale on doctorates, and they’re just giving them away. I’d like to be Dr_Chemical_Cutthroat.

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    Why the fuck do I bother with learning a marketable skill when the real skill I should be learning is how to scam dumb people.

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      I am really about to throw my morality away and start grifting the FUCK out of these clowns.

      5G defense necklaces, vaccine-removal potions, distilled masculinity in a bottle, magnets you shove up your nose to keep trans kids out of your bank account, whatever, you name it. Since we’re about to lose foreign production it’s time to fire up those 3D printers and Etsy accounts.

      While I’m being cheeky, I’m also not. The world has changed, the old ways are dying because there is too much opposition to truth and reality. Of fucking COURSE a genetics company is going to produce complete fantasy creatures and call them “Dire Wolves” and you know what? I WOULD TOO, because this is how you survive now, this is the world we’ve become through no fault of our own.

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        DM me… Let’s start a business… If things gonna be this silly might as well make a silly living

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        Hello, we should sell crystals, what shpuld we claim the crystals do? I can make all kind of crystals out of common industrial commodities!

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          Crystals can actually remove bad influences from your life, if you throw them hard enough.

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      Perhaps this is what Musk means when it says that empathy is bad.

      If your goal is to maximise your own personal wealth, then empathy really is a hindrance. But I put to you that maximising money is not a goal worth devoting a lifetime to. And perhaps not scamming dumb people is a valuable way to act regardless.

      (This is essentially what motivated the Quakers to push for set prices for goods rather than constant bartering. They believed that dump people should still be able to go to a shop and buy stuff without getting ripped off. I’d say that moral position has made the world a slightly better place.)

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        Makes sense… But I need money to survive.

        I agree with you in that not scamming people ina valuable way to act. I guess I’m just burnt out and jaded at this point.

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        The Quakers are pretty based, to put it in a term they wouldn’t understand. They also are pacifists and don’t let priests tell them what God actually meant to say.

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      With the war on Palestine, it’s a bit difficult to be more openly anti Semitic…

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        Not so much, just occasionally interleave your antisemitic nonsense with support for Israel, and smearing all critic of Israel as antisemites.

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      They mean Jews, but they say it that way for enlightened centrists who don’t know how that phrase is contradictory on its face.