To say nothing of his successful career as a moisture farmer.

You may not like the format, that’s fine, but I would like to point out it was used correctly in this meme.

Yeah, I applaud the effort of people trying to improve themselves, but saying something you don’t approve of doesn’t count as vegan just sounds like gatekeeping.

You kidding? I wouldn’t use that pole to touch a Grinch, let alone a TERF

Yes, we know.

Huh, didn’t know BMG has been around so long

Yeah, I’ve wondered what it’d be like if someone did one of those laugh track removal experiments, but re-edited to remove the quiet parts

“If you raise [the price of] the effing hot dog, I will kill you.”

–Costco founder Jim Sinegal to CEO Craig Jelinek

I second Chef John. He’s excellent at providing foolproof techniques for cooking.

But it’s specifically essential liberty for temporary security. We’re not talking about, say, giving up shooting rifles in the air for the safety of the surrounding area, we’re talking giving up, for example, basic privacy in return for making sure kids don’t accidentally see a tiddie.

Should be tagged NSFW (/s, just in case it wasn’t clear)

Oh! It’s a skirt.

Yeah at first that’s what I thought the headline was referring to

Zweihander = 10.7 tins of beans

Thank you for putting it into American units.

Unexpected item in the bagging area. Help is on the way.

He thinks

Imma stop you right there

It’s rather like having your head caved in by a lemon wrapped around a gold brick

I want a version of chess where if you’re down enough material, you have the opportunity to take out half your opponent’s pieces

I have seen things I was not meant to see

Any plans for that submarine company to go into rocketry?