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  • tetris11@lemmy.mltoScience Memes@mander.xyz\(゜o゜;)/
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    10 hours ago

    Imagine walking around a field one day when suddenly a giant beam of light pulls you up into the sky, turns you over like a babe, and points you to a measuring device as you gasp for breath, and then suddenly - boom it’s over - you’re tossed not unkindly back into the field where you pick yourself up and walk dazed and confused back home, wondering what the hell just happened and if it even happened at all.

    Poor shark.



  • tetris11@lemmy.mlto196@lemmy.blahaj.zonemy messy person struggle rule
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    14 hours ago

    Exactly. I put my mess onto vertical door hangers, and slide my mess onto clothes hangers that I hide away behind closed doors in a cupboard.

    When I wash my mess and hang it out to dry, I fold away my shame into a pile that I sort guiltily onto deep shelves.

    Believe it or not I even tangle my socks into folded matching pairs and toss them shamefully into drawers.

    Sometimes I even try to burn my mess with a scalding iron whilst listening to podcasts, but alas, the mess just gets neatly flattened and uncreased and so I guiltily place the stack out of sight under my bed inside a slide out drawer.

    FML.