Cute lil’ cotton swab.

That tickles.

Marge-tachi holding hate: I just think it’s neat.

Oh, that was beautiful and very much appreciated. I’m kind of going through it right now, and it was very calming to have someone’s hand reach through the ages and rest on my shoulder. Really contextualizes the human experience.

Bubble Buddy proving he was sentient later in the episode means that SpongeBob thought he would actually get him out, and Bubble Buddy chose to watch him drown. Bubble Buddy gets away with murder.

We’re all just mammals, and spring has sprung.

You’d be surprised. I think the last torture test I saw had 700-1000 through before the can melted off, but that was just holding the trigger down. You’re risking melting the barrel at that point, too. Remember, 3 sec bursts is the rule. Found one.

Yes, it still helps to reduce flash and overall sound signature. It’s becoming more of a standard these days.

Johnny Five, alive!

To be frank, Bill Maher has always been a pompous, self-involved, ass. Bill Burr pointed out his bullshit when he was a guest on one of his podcasts as well, if I remember correctly.

Check out the album Glitter by Pasteboard. It’s some good Japanese Shoegaze.

That’s unbelievably gnarly. Heavy-duty manufacturing is awe-inspiring and scares the crap outta me. I can’t even imagine the range of safety regulations that go with all of this.

I came here not to feel, nor to define real, but merely to have my laughter peal. I have been enlightened by happenstance. Curse you, Entropy!

God rest his beautiful, fat soul. Whassa matter Timmy, you no like it?!

Gotta walk around the back of the car to give yourself time to air out on your way to the driver’s seat.

anchovies

Be the change you want to see in the world.

Hey Man, Nice Shot in my ass

He doesn’t have command of the zombie voodoo magic, hopefully this whole thing finally falls apart.

More like “is the shit others have seen”. You’re the catalyst to making Scotty, Scotty you diabolical bastard.