I would say that

This is a post about Reddit

I see your problem you’re using windows

I think you’ve spent too much time on the internet

Ah I now understand the joke thank you

Is he allergic or something?

Where do i sign

I couldn’t agree more

I’m disappointed but not the least bit shocked

Much better than the current one can’t wait until custom icons are implemented

How often do I need to comment?

Allow the universe to continue. It’s time to let it go

Don’t you fucking dare

Where’d you get that grip/controller?

Thank fuck! I love communists