Voters: “Bad police get punished.”

Yost: “I don’t understand. Is this English? What are these words!”

I do it in the shower. No mess. Longer reason to stay in hot water.

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If it’s Tesla, somehow crash into the mirror.

Other cars would use LiDAR, detect the obstacle, and stop.

Same. It’s an idea generator. I asked what kinda pie should I should make. I saw one I liked and then googled a real recipe.

I needed a SQL query for work. It gave me different methods of optimization. I then googled those methods, implemented, and tested it.

That’s called a dog whistle. Not a new idea.

I’m actually smart enough to understand this. But they blamed Biden for shit that he had no control over so I’m going to be spiteful and blame everything bad on Trump.

This blame game goes two ways Republicans. See you at the midterms.

It also sounds like he’s moving to Bel-Air.

Is he sleeping on the sidewalk?

Nah fuck the parents. Thoughts and prayers for the kid.

Cunt. I filled it in for you.

And now you’re on a list.

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought of a 92 YO on Lemmy.

Are you a cartoon character?

Sometimes the opposite. My work password at this point is muscle memory. So if I type slowly and think about it I mess up. One morning after a bad night of sleep I actually couldn’t even recite my password of 10 years.

I’m already not watching the Superbowl because it has cheaters. First time in 15 years.

Two reasons. If you can’t find it you might find and buy something else. The same reason all the seasonal (Christmas, school supplies, Halloween ) stuff is in the back of the store. Also we did this with Target all the time. Called it resetting an aisle. Moving everything ensures that anything that was hidden behind something or misplaced is put back in its right place (zoning). It’s basically a super zone. A reset aisle looks very neat.

And he’s had so many failures and it’s only been a week.

What failures? Being…old?

Well damn this is depressing. Leave it to humans to capitalize on a dying earth.