“How can I return an innocent man to the United States when I don’t have the ability to feel empathy or compassion?” said Bukele

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      10 days ago

      It’s easy, if it is called fake news then it’s real, if it’s called real news then it’s fake. Got it?

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    10 days ago

    This isn’t even satire, it’s just a harsh opinion piece

  • Xenny
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    10 days ago

    Bro is the onion just reporting news now?

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    10 days ago

    Somebody on here I think got this right. They’re making excuses because dude’s already dead.

  • flightyhobler
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    10 days ago

    The Onion needs to try harder. I remember a time when their headlines were obviously fake. The best they can do now is headlines that are slightly unlikely.

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    9 days ago

    I would have gone with, “Salvadoran President States Finders Are Keepers, Refuses to Return Wrongly Deported Man.”

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    Pretty soon the Onion, like the Daily Show, will become america’s most trusted news source.